Californication

Então, esta semana resolvi que iria tipo ver californication, like a boss, e vi tudo desde a primeira até ao que saiu da 5º temporada, e tenho a dizer que foi fucking awesome. And I'm now nostalgic.
e só por causa disso vou fazer um posts recheado de posts e imagens, porque isto é o meu blog e eu posso.



“Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it’s really given us is Howard Dean’s aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People…they don’t write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.”

—	Hank Moody from Californication

Twat? I cunt hear you? I have an ear infucktion. I'll finger it out later.

“Satisfaction is the death of desire”

“Things fall apart. They break. That’s life.”

“You have to love him for who he is, not his potential.”

“I met someone… It was an accident. I wasn’t looking for it. It wasn’t in the make. It was the perfect storm. She said one thing and I said another. Next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation. Now, there’s this feeling in my gut… She might be the one…I don’t know how to be with you right now, and it scares the shit out of me. Because if I am not with you right now, I have this feeling that we’ll get lost out there… It’s a big bad world full of twists and turns, and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment; the moment that could have changed everything. I don’t know what’s going on with us, and I can’t tell you why you should trust a leap of faith on the likes of me, but damn you smell good. Like home… like Christmas. That’s gotta count for something, right? Call me.”

“its about a guy trying to keep it together whilst falling apart.”

“There’s no hair on her vagina, do you think there’s something wrong with her?”

• Carrie: It's just, you f**ked me in the ass Hank.
• Hank: Oh, are we talking metaphorically? Because...
• Carrie: No, I gave up the butt for you! you think i would've let you sodomize me
• if i didn't tought there was a future in there?